If you’ve ever kept clown loaches, you already know exactly what this means.
One minute they look completely gone… laying on their side, not moving.
Next minute? Swimming around like nothing ever happened.
This design captures that classic clown loach moment every aquarium hobbyist experiences sooner or later.
Featuring vibrant loach artwork, bold vintage-style lettering, and subtle RLA branding, it’s the perfect piece for anyone who lives the aquarium life.
🐟 Why You’ll Love It
Relatable clown loach humor every hobbyist understands
Bright, high-detail aquarium artwork that stands out
Clean, modern look with realistic print placement
Designed for everyday wear and comfort
🎯 Perfect For
Aquarium hobbyists
Clown loach owners
Fish collectors and breeders
Anyone who has ever panicked… for no reason
📍 RLA Exclusive
Designed by Rockland Aquarium (RLA)
This fitted t-shirt delivers a soft feel with a clean, modern look. Made from a cotton-poly blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and built to hold its shape and color over time. Whether worn on its own or layered, it’s an easy everyday staple.
· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
S
28
36-39
M
29
39-42
L
30
42-45
XL
31
46-49
2XL
32
50-53
3XL
33
54-57
Shipping Tropical Fish from Rockland Aquarium
Welcome to Rockland Aquarium! We take great care to ensure your tropical fish arrive healthy, safe, and on time.
Shipping Schedule
We ship live fish orders four days a week to ensure minimal transit time and the safest delivery:
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday
Orders are shipped via UPS Next Day Air.
Shipping Rates
🟢 Zone 1 – $39.99 CT • NJ • NY • PA
🟡 Zone 2 – $49.99 AL • DE • DC • FL • GA • IL • IN • KY • ME • MD • MA • MI • MS • NH • NC • OH • RI • SC • TN • VT • VA • WV • WI
🔴 Zone 3 – $54.99 AZ • AR • CA • CO • ID • IA • KS • LA • MN • MO • MT • NE • NV • NM • ND • OK • OR • SD • TX • UT • WA • WY
We do not ship to Puerto Rico, Hawaii, or Alaska at this time.
Local Pickup
We are located at: Rockland Aquarium 132 Route 304 Bardonia, NY 10954
To schedule a pickup, please text or call: 845-269-1530.
Live Arrival Guarantee
We stand behind every shipment with our Live Arrival Guarantee. To qualify:
A clear photo or video of any DOA fish inside the unopened original bag must be emailed within 2 hours of delivery.
Packages must be shipped to the correct address provided at checkout (no forwarding addresses).
Someone must be present to receive the package on the first delivery attempt.
Refunds are issued for the cost of the fish only; shipping fees are non-refundable.
All listed fish sizes are approximate.
Customers are responsible for complying with all local and state laws regarding livestock.
State Laws & Restrictions
Please verify your state’s regulations before placing your order. If any species are prohibited in your state, your order will be canceled.
Where We Ship From
All live fish orders are shipped directly from our retail location in Bardonia, New York.
🕐 Why “Next-Day Delivery” May Take Longer Than 24 Hours
“Next-Day Delivery” refers to the transit time — the period between when your package leaves our facility and when it arrives at your address.
Please note:
Delivery methods do not include handling or preparation time.
We ship Monday through Thursday only, to prevent weekend delays.
Orders may require additional time for packing, scheduling, or weather-related adjustments before they ship.
